I did not have pie

I decided to Halloween this year even though I can't eat candy. I just want everyone to know how serious I am about making weight. I did not eat pie.

So what? You may say. Big deal, pie. You can buy it at the supermarket anytime.

No, no, no. I mean, the real deal pie. Two friends that invited me over for Halloween are healthy eaters and baked a pumpkin pie from scratch. From an actual pumpkin; a baked pumpkin. Everyone was raving about how great the pie was. I did not have pie. I am going to make weight without any drama, last minute hullabaloo or to-do. No one will have to be disappointed in me for not getting it right.